FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
(via sikearoni)
(via progat3s)
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Long Car Rides
Other people: uh so boring
Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality
(via antichrist-pig)